Can leftists get any more ridiculous?
Two San Francisco peace activists (I know, you're not surprised this is coming from California.) have called for a massive anti-war demonstration on December 22... But it isn't out on the street or in the city square.
It's in your bedroom.
From the AP:
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
( I wonder if she's any relation to Cindy...)
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.
Uh-huh. Sounds like hippie logic to me. From their website, Global Orgasm, is an explanation of the "science" (I've shown you previous examples) behind the massive climax:
The Science
The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu), Princeton University, runs a network of Random Event Generators (REGs) around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11 and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.
The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle's state.
We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton REG's, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.
So mass orgasms are now going to effect quantum physics? Bwaaahhhaaaahaaaaa! Ow, my sides!
26 comments:
"Your mind is like a blank......" From the sound of it these people suffer from a continuous orgasm; a blank mind is the only way to describe it.
I've also heard it's nearly impossible to picture something else in the midst of an orgasm.
My guess is there will be some seriously angry sex on 12/22 if the peacemongers attitudes of the past half decade are any indicator...
uh where do I sign up?
AKA: LOL!
EB: As long as you 'do it' for other reasons...
Brooke,
Are the 70 virgins going to participate???
She's no relation to Cindy, but ya gotta wonder!
Well the orgasm part sounds fine but focusing on global peace could hinder the intended result.
Jay: Only if they look like this!
Verity: I was guessing that it could be hereditary...
AC: LOL!
Orgasms and 70 year old peace activists from San Fancisco should not be used in the same sentence.....yee....friggin......ikes!
Hiya Brooke..I heard the guy on Rush today..he could not have been more whacked!..he sounded stoned..well so much for libs and their ahem ideology!..lol..:)
"Uh-huh. Sounds like hippie logic to me."
You said it, Brooke! LOL!
I wonder if the "toy party" idustry will have a boost prior to the big event?
Joe: Agreed. *shudder*
Angel: He may be stoned, and probably has been since Nov. 8th! LOL!
Daddio: The "toy" people are probably primary sponsors!
count this as the fourth time this year i've been speechless.
nancpop on the other hand says he finds it helpful to think of heavy equipment during, in order to make it to the four-minute mark!
did i really just say that?
okay - i just got my own speech back and have stated this elsewhere:
to counteract their endeavor - i'm going to have a "headache" for peace day.
come on ladies - line up - you know you want to!
I wonder if they invited Ducky to this event.
Well I guess their hearts are in the right place.
I read reports every day about terrorists who butcher people or blow them up into tiny pieces. Maybe the lack of a recent orgasm explains terrorism better than any analyst could...
Nanc: Owww, my sides hurt! LOL LOL!
I'm only having a headache if I can also have a glass of wine and a nice piece of chocolate! ;)
Beak: *shudder*
FC: Could be... Of course, when the Mohammadin wants some, he just demands it, or else!
The real lies if there is reproduction. Odds are these hippies can't afford proper health care, unless they are mom and dad's dime, and then will become another leech on the medical industry. More tax dollars gone!
By the way Brooke, the picture of that many Helen Thomas' is bound to keep me from the mood for a long time.
Brooke,
goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
You should've posted a spew alert for this one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then I got to the comments to read what Beak had to say: I wonder if they invited Ducky to this event.
Maybe Duck's in charge? Nah.
HERE is another peace site to check out.
ODL Nanc...my side hurts...LOL!!!!
buck up, people!
confucious say, "people who have orgasm in grass have piece on earth."
AOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA~!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Duhkkky would want to pool his so that everyone could share in the workers paradise.
OMGosh! This is too much! HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not going to put one of those bumper stickers on my car... But I did think it was HILARIOUS that their mascot towards the bottom of the page looked like a Frenchman.
AoW- Was that revenge for Brooke's lack of spew alert? Remember, the world needs more lerts!
Nanc- Baaaaaadddddddd Nanc!
Beaker- Please, no plucky, let's have something normal around here! Everything else has gone to seed!
tmw
These people are just plain stupid. What more needs to be said?
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